Fargo Winter

Well there are more stories from Christmas break, but I think I will save them for another time. As I was walking to class yesterday, I remembered that top 10 ways you know when it is cold. Mainly because it was really cold! So here it is again, since it is the middle of winter, another semester is beginning, (and already overwhelming), and I thought it was pretty funny the first time around.
10. Snow crunches when you walk or drive on it.
9. The temperature is described as bitterly cold.
8. The bottoms of you shoes are hard because they are frozen.
7. Everyone, including the young testosterone filled males, is dressed warmly including coats, hats, and gloves.
6. It is considered too cold for the children to go outside for recess, for the record school policy is they will go out until it is -15 degrees outside.
5. As the car warms up you hear metal clunking sounds from the metal thawing.
4. You get raccoon eyes when coming inside because the ice on your eyelashes is melting.
3. Your hair breaks off when you brush it out of your face because it is frozen.
2. You see a man who has a white mustache with icicles hanging off of it while he is shoveling the sidewalk.
1. You realize that your breath is causing icicles to form on your eyebrows, eyelashes, and even the little hairs on your face and the zipper on the front of your coat is frozen from your breath.